Travelling around and becoming a nomad often means changing countries more often than your underwear. This can often lead to the usual frolics - sex on trains, nookie on street corners and trying to sleep in a hostel bunk knowing the Peruvian couple sleeping above you are doing it doggy style. Without going into too many details or mentioning names, here's a few guaranteed easy ways to get laid and have a bit of sex when you travel! (By the way I'm writing this from a male perspective since I'm male, hope some of these ways work for the ladies too!). Good luck and always carry condoms and stay safe!
1. Stay in MIXED dorms!
Mixed dorms are the best place to sleep for meeting girls. Shy girls will stay in all female dorms so you'll be able to interact a lot easier - take them out on the town to sightsee and drink. You'll be sleeping in the same room as them that night, maybe you might get lucky and make it the same bed ;-)
My advice - take her out for a drink, when you get back make sure you have a spare condom and try not to waken your fellow travellers in the room!
2. Talk to the hostel staff.
Owners of hostels and hostel staff often lead busy lives, indeed some of the receptionists and cleaners have boring, mundane existences. Chat away to them! If a lady comes in to wash the showers, get talking to her, ask her about the city, invite her out. She might also show you around. If she knows you're heading off again the next morning, she might be gagging for it as much as you.
What's my advice? - Find a spare room in the hostel and get to work - quick and cheerful!
3. Drink in local bars.
Bars and clubs are a good place to meet sex partners - they might be up for one night stands and local girls will be curious about foreigners especially if you stand out. Get them a drink and get down to business.
What's my advice - talk to the local girls and buy them a drink but don't give too much information about yourself. And beware of 'working girls'.
4. Travel with other backpackers
On a group tour you will meet loads of people, I met this group on the Inca Trail!
Other travellers want sex too you know so get on a tour with them and tell the girls what you want. That night after a long hike you may get a new bed buddy.
My advice - get booked on tours with other travellers, get talking to them then drink and ****
5. Red Light Areas!!
Travellers often end up in these districts where sex is readily available but at a price. Agree a price, pick your lady and get it on!
What's my advice - this should be a last resort so take care and always put a condom on.
6. Go Partying!
Get onto a pub crawl to meet loads of people, potential sex partners lurk!
What's my advice - party by all means but also take care of your liver.
7. Don't be choosy!
If you really want to have sex when you travel you have to become more open and wordly. You might be a Protestant and find yourself with a Catholic. You might hate girls with dyed pink hair and then fall in love with one. You're on your travels and you will meet so many amazing people, stop being picky or choosy over who you chat with, go out with, drink with and fu*k! You'll see the sexual acts that other nationalities have to offer.
Advice - Get to know girls first, don't be fussy or picky, have a laugh with them, flirt away and enjoy yourself!
8. Go naked!
Advice - Don't be shy. Guys - Get your willy out! Girls - Show off your boobies!
My advice - go for it - show the girls your Johnson ;-)
9. Fu*k your travel buddy! If you're travelling around with a girl and it's just the two of you. Sooner or later there might be a moment you have to get changed together, squeeze onto a bus together, dance together, support each other, hug. These things can always lead to wandering hands and a bit of pleasure. Better still as you already know them. Often known as friends with benefits or special friends.
10. Travel with your partner.
My advice - you might as well get it on with your travel mate - you're friends after all!
10. Take your girlfriend.
If you travel with the love of your life this has to be the best way to get sex when you travel! Love's the greatest thing we have!
What's my advice - care for her, love her and travel with her
1. Stay in MIXED dorms!
Mixed dorms are the best place to sleep for meeting girls. Shy girls will stay in all female dorms so you'll be able to interact a lot easier - take them out on the town to sightsee and drink. You'll be sleeping in the same room as them that night, maybe you might get lucky and make it the same bed ;-)
My advice - take her out for a drink, when you get back make sure you have a spare condom and try not to waken your fellow travellers in the room!
2. Talk to the hostel staff.
Owners of hostels and hostel staff often lead busy lives, indeed some of the receptionists and cleaners have boring, mundane existences. Chat away to them! If a lady comes in to wash the showers, get talking to her, ask her about the city, invite her out. She might also show you around. If she knows you're heading off again the next morning, she might be gagging for it as much as you.
What's my advice? - Find a spare room in the hostel and get to work - quick and cheerful!
3. Drink in local bars.
Bars and clubs are a good place to meet sex partners - they might be up for one night stands and local girls will be curious about foreigners especially if you stand out. Get them a drink and get down to business.
What's my advice - talk to the local girls and buy them a drink but don't give too much information about yourself. And beware of 'working girls'.
4. Travel with other backpackers
On a group tour you will meet loads of people, I met this group on the Inca Trail!
Other travellers want sex too you know so get on a tour with them and tell the girls what you want. That night after a long hike you may get a new bed buddy.
My advice - get booked on tours with other travellers, get talking to them then drink and ****
5. Red Light Areas!!
Travellers often end up in these districts where sex is readily available but at a price. Agree a price, pick your lady and get it on!
What's my advice - this should be a last resort so take care and always put a condom on.
6. Go Partying!
Get onto a pub crawl to meet loads of people, potential sex partners lurk!
What's my advice - party by all means but also take care of your liver.
7. Don't be choosy!
If you really want to have sex when you travel you have to become more open and wordly. You might be a Protestant and find yourself with a Catholic. You might hate girls with dyed pink hair and then fall in love with one. You're on your travels and you will meet so many amazing people, stop being picky or choosy over who you chat with, go out with, drink with and fu*k! You'll see the sexual acts that other nationalities have to offer.
Advice - Get to know girls first, don't be fussy or picky, have a laugh with them, flirt away and enjoy yourself!
8. Go naked!
Advice - Don't be shy. Guys - Get your willy out! Girls - Show off your boobies!
My advice - go for it - show the girls your Johnson ;-)
9. Fu*k your travel buddy! If you're travelling around with a girl and it's just the two of you. Sooner or later there might be a moment you have to get changed together, squeeze onto a bus together, dance together, support each other, hug. These things can always lead to wandering hands and a bit of pleasure. Better still as you already know them. Often known as friends with benefits or special friends.
10. Travel with your partner.
My advice - you might as well get it on with your travel mate - you're friends after all!
10. Take your girlfriend.
If you travel with the love of your life this has to be the best way to get sex when you travel! Love's the greatest thing we have!
What's my advice - care for her, love her and travel with her
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